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kitty24
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
Hey! Embarassed Crying or Very sad LOL! Good one!
And yes, I always wondered too, "Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" Embarassed Okay, I figure that would be a science or Biology question....Hmm...Guess I wasn't at school that day! Rolling Eyes LOL! Wink Laughing Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?"

"When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?"

"When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?"

"What do you do when an endangered animal eats endangered plants?"

"If a turtle doens't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?"

"Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?"

By Jerry Seinfeld
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Got this interesting tidbit in an email today........

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A South African scientist , after a lengthy study, discovered that people around the world with insufficient brain and >*edited*< activity , always read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!!


Twisted Evil Razz Laughing Wink

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kitty24
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey! Embarassed Crying or Very sad Wink Laughing
Good one!
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tigerfreak99
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
gb3llma wrote:
Got this interesting tidbit in an email today........

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A South African scientist , after a lengthy study, discovered that people around the world with insufficient brain and >*edited*< activity , always read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!!


Twisted Evil Razz Laughing Wink



Lol! The only time my hand is off my mouse is when I'm typing Razz Haha, rocks being a lefty when I'm taking notes for research. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Got this thru an email today and I hope she doesn't mind me sharing this with you guys, but this is too funny and I had to share... Wink Laughing

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Shocked Shocked Embarassed Confused Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Station #9 1/2 Reply with quote
I read that whole "Living in 2007" with my hand on the mouse Shocked

No taking notes Kels - we might have a pop quiz on this one Twisted Evil

Wonder what #9 was Question Maybe it's Station #9 1/2 Razz
You can only see it if you believe in it...

You guys are great Exclamation


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought that the Who's online at the main forum page was funny were it showed the total amount of users registered. The number was 7002 it is 2007 backwards haha

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kitty24
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well since this is the funny chat, I thought I'd share with you guys an experience I had at work yesterday. I was going to get a really cute and cuddly 12 wk old kitty out of his kennel so I could check something so I was hold him while I was sitting on the floor and everything was going good. THEN....the Cat in the kennel next to him started hissing really bad and meowing really loud and this scared the little kitty really bad. Well, this kitty jumped up off ALL four's out of my arms and attached his claws to my nose and my face!! Embarassed So I being the calm person I am Rolling Eyes immediately put the kitten back in his kennel and walked to the restroom because I def felt something running down my face. I got stopped 3 different times before I even made it to where I was headed and evidently they thought I'd been bit in the face by a dog or something the way it was bleeding! Anyway, I had to walk around the rest of the day with a scratched up nose and afew red places on my face...hehe. Guess you would've had to been there but it was just the way the kitten jumped up out of my arms and was clinging to my face! LOL! Thought I'd share with you guys a bit of my day yesterday...hehe. Oh and I'm fine by the way....LOL. Just thought I'd share that with you. Shocked Cool Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
OMG kitty Shocked ... are you sure you are alright. Sometimes, I think kitten scratches are worse then cat scratches.
Either way, kittens & or cats claws can be very dangerous. Please be very careful. Very Happy
You have to give a good talking to the Cat in the kennel next to the kitten. Twisted Evil
No Scaring the Little Ones! Laughing Wink Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol...yep, I'm fine...hehe. Thanks to the wonders of make-up Rolling Eyes , today it barely even shows....well, maybe just a little bit. They were even joking with me about it and kept asking me if I thought I needed to "stitch" one of the scratches up that was on my nose. We have glue that we use when staples aren't needed, so I'm sure I could've "glued" my own nose. LOL! Too funny! Razz
And I'm very careful by the way, but when you're working around animals, well, the domesticated kind anyway, it just comes second nature to me and I don't even think about getting hurt, because if you think about it, it's bound to happen! Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:

Is it the right time?


Is anyone watching?


Does your partner even want to?


Is your breath fresh?


And... Should you use some tongue?


Then you lean in and just go for it!!!



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This was sent to me in email! Enjoy!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's so cute... snow! Very Happy
Thanks for sharing it with us.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: "N" Reply with quote
Honest - how precious Razz Gosh I am having so much fun catching up with you guys..... now this..

Kind of makes feel like you should go brush your teeth or maybe blow your nose or soak your whole head for a good long while Very Happy

Right on the smacker too Twisted Evil That's why they put the "N" in NATURE ... Never a dull moment.

Thanks snowlady Exclamation Cool Exclamation


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is so funny, this dog has issues Laughing Laughing

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